omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
My ideal sex position is me being orally penetrated by a fresh slice of pizza
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something