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0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back.

0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back.

cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

piefoot:

My ideal sex position is me being orally penetrated by a fresh slice of pizza

ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

dampsandwich:

get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something